Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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