Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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