i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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