I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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