I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Everclear isn't food dammit
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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