Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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