Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Pooping to opera.
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