like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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