You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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