I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You are a genius and a whore.
Randomize
