nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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