im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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