And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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