# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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