remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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