I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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