Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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