elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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