The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Porn is love you can see.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Randomize
