You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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