Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
