Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
only if we run a train.
done.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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