so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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