Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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