It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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