Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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