Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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