he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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