You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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