I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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