Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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