Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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