took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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