Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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