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obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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