there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
