S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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