He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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