he was CRYING into my vagina
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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