Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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