hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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