so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
