woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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