ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
