Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
