I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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