we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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