Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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