she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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