Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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