I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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