Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wish i was in the wii world.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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