What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
be right there i have to get my cape
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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