3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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